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The Ice Bucket Challenge - Vol. 2 Iss. 4

by Storm_the_beast

Monday, August 19, 2024 at 02:04:24 PDT

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Tadog21 announces brand new economic roadmap; “We must seize the means of production and execute the Bourgeoisie”.

Tadog21, a prominent member of the server government and head of the infamous Tadog Corporation has been steeped in controversy as of late. Accusations of involvement in Communist Party activities and underaged PvP rings have caused detriment to Tadog’s reputation. However, instead of addressing the allegations, Tadog has instead unfurled a brand new economic agenda for the server. Many have called this move a distraction from the controversy surrounding Tadog.


Tadog21 addressed the public yesterday in a press conference, in front of a large hammer and sickle flag with armed militants at his side. “The proletariat must rise! To protect the rights of the working class we must abolish private ownership for the collective good!”

Other policies include controlling the food supply, condemning capitalism, arrest of all “capitalist pigs”, and transforming the Aquaspawn into a forced labor camp for the Bourgeoisie to “atone for their sins”.

Many have criticized Tadog, calling his ideas “communist” and “the end of the free market”. Tadog promises he is no communist, and that anyone who says otherwise is a threat to democracy.

Others have called out Tadog for hypocrisy. “Tadog is literally the quote-unquote ‘Bourgeoisie’ that he is so against”, said one man who wished to remain anonymous, “He’s one of the richest people on the server!”

We attempted to question Kirk on whether he will allow this policy to pass, but he was unavailable for comment.

Meanwhile, Kelsifur was seen bribing Tadog into making baked potatoes the official foodstuff of the new Republic of the People.

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August 19, 2024

Storm_the_beast wrote...

I can’t believe Tadog! He’s a commie and no one can convince me otherwise!

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