After the recent bankruptcy of Infinimart Inc, former CEO Storm_the_beast has been the center of controversy and attention for many, specifically how instead of using his vast, personal fortune to bring some relief to the many individuals and families who have suffered financially due to Infinimart's bankruptcy, Storm instead appeared to invest all that money into a brand new, multi-million diamond home.

After further investigation by our real estate expert Ho LiFuk, LiFuk discovered the true extent of Storm's extravagant lifestyle.

LiFuk managed to speak to a contractor that worked on the project, who wishes to remain nameless. "It's an amazing property", said the contractor, "no expense was spared. You really gotta see the view. Amazing stuff. Overlooks a whole lake. Crazy view." While the price of the lot has not been disclosed, LiFuk estimated it was somewhere in the range of $200,000-$500,000.

One of the most expensive installations of the property is the pool. The pool is extremely large, somewhere around the size of a jungle temple. According to insider sources, safety requirements have not been met, and allegedly 5 children have already drowned in the pool.

Another expensive fixture includes the tennis court. Apparently, Storm's reason for putting this in was to "increase his rizz". "Man, Serena Williams is looking fine today! Might install a tennis court on my new property and see if I can invite her over" Storm posted on his X (formerly Twitter) page. We expected nothing less from Storm_the_beast. Unfortunately, he realized too late that Serena Williams is married and will not be accepting his invitation to come over. Too bad so sad.

However, those affected by Infinimart's closure are still struggled. Multiple protests were staged outside Storm's new property, however armed guards appeared and dispersed tear gas through the crowds. We spoke to one man who was present at these protests. "Oh, it's horrible" said Fin Gerchicks, a 23-year-old man, "Now how am I supposed to keep up my tier 3 sub to Pokimaine?"

We truly hope that Mr. Gerchicks gets the mental help he needs.

Around 8 AM Thursday morning a small raft pulled into Teku Dock, located behind Teku Tower. Hugh Neutron, formerly of Hugh Neutron's Ultimate Store, one of the brand names previously owned by Infinimart, had come to sell his wares. In a deal signed with STB LLC, the dock has been reponed for him and the teleporter made public again. Neutron was selling mystery boxes from his time at the Ultimate Store. One box contained very good loot, including four beacons, three wither skulls, and a netherite ingot. This box was won by MikelPlayz.

Mike won because he is a gambling addict and bought out all of Neutron's stock. Due to this, Neutron set sail to retrieve more wares to sell. However, The Ice Bucket Challenge regrets to inform you Neutron's ship was found sunk just outside Teku Dock.

Neutron's body has not been found yet; however, he is presumed alive. The editors recently received a letter from what appears to be Mr. Neutron. It reads as follows:

Is it really true the Tadog Corporation was behind this tragedy? It is certainly possible, and the motive might stem from Tadog's alleged involvement with the Communist Party.

(DISCLAIMER: THIS IS CURRENTLY ALL SPECULATION. NO SUBSTANTIAL EVIDENCE HAS LINKED TADOG OR THE TADOG CORPORATION TO THE ASSASINATION ATTEMPT OF HUGH NUETRON.)

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