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The Ice Bucket Challenge - Vol. 1 Iss. 2

by Storm_the_beast

Saturday, October 7, 2023 at 13:00:00 PDT
Updated: Monday, July 8, 2024 at 16:09:29 PDT

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Is Tadog a communist?

Recently, Tadog21 made claims in his paper, The Daily Piper, that one of the helpers on the server, Dusk, was a communist. However, independent investigation by a freelance reporter, Eileen Dover, reveals that Tadog may be projecting upon Dusk to hide his own communist beliefs.


As you can see in the image above, Tadog claims Dusk put up a USSR flag at his base. However, Dusk responds with claims of Admin abuse of Tadog using his Admin status to illegally construct a USSR flag at Dusk’s base. As we know, corruption and abuse of power are typical of Communists. In the screenshot, he also admits to using state media to fabricate lies about Dusk. But there is more. A while ago, Tadog seized claimed land to put under his control in the “Tadog shopping District”. In response to this, and Tadog’s recent communist activities, Infinimart has moved one of its stores, Hugh Neutron’s, out of the district and recommends you do too, as he has the power to steal from you.

Where was Storm_the_beast on January 6th?

I was at the capitol, selling Hot Dogs to the rioters.

What happened to Teku Tower?

Teku Tower, a shop just outside the Tadog Shopping District, was first created by ZackyWacky and TacoNave, sold to Itbme, and then sold to Storm_the_beast. Frequent shoppers of the store will have noticed that the shop has been going downhill ever since Storm bought it, with trades not being restocked and now the shop is boarded up. We asked Storm_the_beast what happened. “The shop is currently closed for company restructuring. I am looking for a partner because it is difficult to upkeep the shop myself. While the shop is closed, I will be opening a bank where I will be providing loans to people to keep myself afloat. And before Tadog says anything, no, I am not a communist for giving out loans because I will be committing usury.”

This paper is sponsored, funded, and owned by Infinimart.

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