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The Ice Bucket Challenge - Vol. 1 Iss. 1

by Storm_the_beast

Thursday, April 7, 2022 at 13:00:00 PDT
Updated: Monday, July 8, 2024 at 16:02:08 PDT

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Is the Kirk Server government corrupt?

After the recent illegal dumping by the Kirk & Kirk corporation, owned by CaptainKirk55, some have speculated that the server government is corrupt. Our very own Joe Mama has discovered that Tadog21, a member of the server government and writer and owner of the server’s main paper, the “Tadog Daily Piper”, has joined in on the corruption.

As shown above, the server is in disarray after server-wide corruption.


This might raise many questions for our readers, which will be answered in this article.

Q: If the server’s main source of news is corrupt, what’s the alternative?

A: The very paper you are reading now. The Ice Bucket Challenge.

Q: What can I do?

A: You can boycott businesses with Tadog and Kirk. If you hit them where it hurts, their wallets (or ender chests, I suppose), they WILL listen to you.

Q: But what’s the alternative to their stores?

A: Teku Tower, Hugh Neutron's, and Infinimart. But not just these stores, there are many stores throughout the server that are perfectly viable alternatives to Tadog and Kirk’s stores.

What is rustling in the bushes?

Many have reported a strange message in chat. It appears as <(name) hears something rustling nearby… I wonder what it could be?>

This message has not been shared by Kirkbot, however, many have reported seeing this. Is this more evidence of server-wide corruption?

This paper is sponsored, funded, and owned by Infinimart Co.

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